Security and Dire Straits

This gets my "exudes pure awesomeness" award of the 1st degree: "a little ditty sung to the tune of “Money for Nothing” by Dire Straits."

Quote:

"Now look at them blackhats that’s the way you do it

Finding holes in your security

That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it

Mutating malware very frequently

Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell ya them guys ain’t dumb

Maybe get a virus on your little palmtop

Maybe get a virus on your phone..."

Continue here and ROFL, weep, etc!