BSOFH? ROFL! Very funny indeed.
Esp this: "... Our CFO needed a new office chair after seeing THAT one on his screen" or this: "I can turn my 5-year-old’s artwork into a PowerPoint slide and make the management think it’s the newest ITIL model. Then I can rotate it 90 degrees, flip it 180, and sell it to them the following month all over again."